Sigil: The City of Doors

"Oh you misunderstand." He says, pulling out his holy symbol, "I can't offer to one what is already promised to another. But... if that changes, you'll be my first stop." He adds with a wink.

"Of course, this isn't a immediate thing." The old woman smiles and moves to grab a few forms for you to fill out. "You have plenty of time to use it, I'm sure. I'll come to claim it after you're dead, is all. Just fill this out it and I'll make sure to send it to the Hall of Records."

"That's a shame." he responds while pulling out a platinum piece. "I'll pay the 10 gold, but I can't quite offer what you're asking for... not yet anyway."

She laughs at your request and shakes your head. "Oh, you are so sweet...but no, I am only interested in your [i]body[/i], not your soul. Maybe in the next life, should I not reach Final Death..." She smiles and looks. "Still...I can knock off a few gold for humoring a old woman. How about 10 gold and the promise for your corpse when you no longer have a use for it."

Thad takes the spoon in his tea and stirs it for a moment. "That seems like a fair price, but perhaps..." taking the spoon out of his tea, Thad begins slowly cleaning it with his tongue between words, "we could.... exchange... a service for a service..." he sticks the spoon in his mouth and sucks on it for a moment, maintaining eye contact. Finally pulling it out he asks, "Have you ever been with a satyr?"

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She pauses and thinks. "10 gold I think would be fair. Oh, and if you find anything else worth it, feel free to give it to me. I'll stitch it up for you to display for your friends and family to enjoy."

[i]That would look absolutely fantastic in my vessel... If only I could keep it for myself.[/i]

He wasn't usually one to go after the first item presented, good merchants usually tried to hawk hard to move goods first and keep their real sparkles for the more discerning clientele. But this thing was pretty and unique. Maybe she could just tell what kind of connoisseur he was and cut to the chase.

"'Tis quite a piece. How much is the music on somethin' like it?"

"Handsome, well mannered, [i]and[/i] a keen intellect. Oh, if I were a younger woman..." She sips her tea. "Well, think over the prospect and get back to me when if you do decide to let me have you. But, now to more current things...let me here." She pauses. "Do you have a budget? Oh...let me just show some things off before you answer that."

She places down her tea and slowly removes to what appears to be a mirror shaped head. "Now this one is a interesting one. A Nerra, from the plane of mirrors." She paused. "Oh, I know what you're thinking, it's just a mirror shaped like a head. And you'd be wrong. Those things especially difficult to do, and they're even harder to kill without shattering. It was a very lucky find, a very lucky find indeed."

"Oh I don't have any plans per say, haven't given much time into thinking about the after ya know. Wouldn't mind being set up something nice like what you've got here, but I can't say others won't have a claim on this once I'm lost." He motions to his body. Cornelius gives him a small headbutt to the ankle in an attempt to curb his ego.

"I might just take you up on that and come by some day to see what's what. But nay, I am here for another reason. I was requested to find a unique piece of art, something worth curating for others to appreciate." Thad begins to roam around the shop looking at the different works whilst sipping his tea. "So I thinks to myself, what better place to find a worthy piece than here?"

She smiles and moves away from you, only to return with some orange tea and a warm smile. "Handsome [b]and[/b] well mannered as well. Tell me, what is it that you are planning on doing with your body once you no longer have use for it? I would love to add it to my collection." She motions to the stuffed humanoids by the corner.