50 Shades of Undeath [M2]

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Re: 50 Shades of Undeath [M2]

by Cyprian Kircheis » Wed Aug 09, 2023 7:42 am

Akh Uur Hoon wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 09, 2023 6:37 am
 "I suppose you're restless with anticipation then."
"Enough to wake the dead." He grinned victoriously. "You know I should count myself lucky. There are people who'd die to see this area of the mortuary."

/Fade to a litany of undead-dad jokes

Re: 50 Shades of Undeath [M2]

by Akh Uur Hoon » Wed Aug 09, 2023 6:37 am

"I suppose you're restless with anticipation then." He finally drew a smirk out of her, albeit a brief one. "Let me show you the rest of the Mortuary that isn't members-only."

/Fade to tour?

Re: 50 Shades of Undeath [M2]

by Cyprian Kircheis » Tue Aug 08, 2023 4:27 pm

"True, there could be grave consequences," he bit back a laugh, "but I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you'd be fine with just my head."

Re: 50 Shades of Undeath [M2]

by Akh Uur Hoon » Tue Aug 08, 2023 3:53 pm

"I am not unfamiliar with it. But wouldn't it go against your dhampirical neck-romanticism? Or put you in jeopardy if I become too voracious?"

Re: 50 Shades of Undeath [M2]

by Cyprian Kircheis » Tue Aug 08, 2023 10:22 am

"Why should I mind that? I'm a nec-romantic after all." He saddles up a little closer. "Also, I've been thinking about trying something when we do make it home. It's a position called the zombie. It's where I lie down and wait for you to eat me. It has great utility actually, I rather especially enjoy the reverse-zombie."

Re: 50 Shades of Undeath [M2]

by Akh Uur Hoon » Tue Aug 08, 2023 9:43 am

"As long as you don't mind my own humours being a bit deathly?" She hid her gaze by looking at the tombs.

Re: 50 Shades of Undeath [M2]

by Cyprian Kircheis » Tue Aug 08, 2023 9:28 am

He bit his lip, and the mischief in his eyes turned hot with desire. "You're in danger of becoming my ghoulfriend you know. I hope you don't mind my stiff sense of humor?"

Re: 50 Shades of Undeath [M2]

by Akh Uur Hoon » Tue Aug 08, 2023 8:59 am

"No less than we could call my current state livor mortis that may compel autolysis if I don't obtain fresh.... hmmm... harvest." She replied deadpan, but her eyes were ever so slightly suggestive.

Re: 50 Shades of Undeath [M2]

by Cyprian Kircheis » Tue Aug 08, 2023 8:39 am

"You're right of course." He says still wearing that same mischievous grin. "But you do understand that should I join the dead you can expect all of the terrible jokes right? For instance: If I were dead, might we call my current predicament true rigor mortis?"

Re: 50 Shades of Undeath [M2]

by Akh Uur Hoon » Tue Aug 08, 2023 7:53 am

"We shouldn't be disturbing the dead." She said with slight reproof in her voice. "We owe them as much peace as they can have."

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