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by Ikkit the Bastard » Wed May 03, 2023 11:49 am
Name: Ikkit the Bastard
Race: Goblin
Origin: One of the less-fashionable drains of Sigil
Faction: None. Despite being a Sigil native!
Occupation: Licensed freelance salvage specialist
Age: Old enough to know better.
Height: 3'6"
Build: What happens when a starving rat hits the gym for a bit.
Eyes: Red
Description: Ikkit is easy to miss in a crowd, since most berks who blunder into the Cage are much taller than he is. He's green, mean, and malnourished-for-most-of-his-infancy lean, with his large ears sticking off the side of his hairless head like bat wings. He usually wears a mixture of stuff that actually fits and obviously discarded clothes from other species, and his idea of tailoring seems to be chopping off sleeves that are too long and hacking off trouser legs the same way. His red eyes have a generally baleful cast to them, and while he seldom smiles, he shows off his mouthful of nasty pointed teeth fairly frequently.
His voice is a shrill rasp, an utterly delightful combination of high pitch, gravelly tone, and frequently abusive language.
Ikkit tends to carry a sack of rather smelly odds and ends with him, but seldom keeps it long. His weapons, on the other hand... those tend to look crude, but are always effective.
General Background: Ikkit has lived in Sigil all of his life, and if he loves anything, it's his city. He sure as hell doesn't think much of the factions, the powers, clueless prime gits, the Blood War, the destruction of entire Prime Material worlds...
His name has nothing to do with his parentage and everything to do with his personality, and it's generally agreed that he's probably only still alive because squashing him would be more trouble than it's worth. He did bother to go to the Guvners and get a license for his trash collection activities, and he's prone to simply waving the piece of paper at any Harmonium goons he sees approaching him.
Ikkit engages in free-range salvage of discarded items, by which you should read, "he roots around in the garbage looking for useful or valuable things."
He doesn't like most people on general principle, but for some special souls he'll make the effort to actually hate their guts in particular.
That said, if you do him a good turn he'll remember it, although his friendship is arguably more abrasive than his enmity, since he'll actually hang around a bit.
Hooks:
-- Ikkit is primarily a seeker of useful garbage, with the occasional sideline in killing Cranium Rats to swap with food vendors and occasionally removing more troublesome elements from his environment. If you lost something in the trash, he might have found it. Yours for a modest fee. If you left something unattended for more then five minutes, he might also have found that. If you want to make something of it, bear in mind, he's survived in the Cage up until now despite being a wimpy little goblin, so you might want to watch your back.
-- Philosophically, he seems like he really ought to be a Bleaker. Just one problem- he thinks they're a pack of complete idiots. He has a similarly dim view of the rest of the factions, and he tries to acknowledge their existence only when it's of immediate interest to him (such as getting a license from one group of legalistic morons so he's not bothered on his rounds by another group of legalistic morons). Discuss your cherished philosophy with him at your peril, because he's apt to get abusive in a hurry.
-- For all that he violently rejects efforts to get close to him, he's pretty passionate about his beloved city, and if he thinks you're threatening it, insulting it, or going to do something stupid that might damage it, he will cut you.
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Ikkit the Bastard on Sun Jun 25, 2023 9:33 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Goblin * Factions Are For Idiots * Ranger * Cager * Filthy * Doesn't Like You Very Much
Carries: Weapons (scimitar, shortsword, longbow, armor, a sack of trash, and a grudge.
Sensory Stuff: 90' Darkvision * Passive Perception: 16 * Passive Investigation 15
Theme Song
"Can't eat a future, cutter. Can't sell it neither."