[D6, LM] What Do You Mean No Extensions? [Taxes]

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[D6, LM] What Do You Mean No Extensions? [Taxes]

Post by Thaddeus » Sun Aug 27, 2023 7:58 pm

After an enlightening time spent at Scratch Wall, Thaddeus packs up and heads back to the Festhall for Illiam's invitation.

Before he gets out of the Hive Ward though, he runs into a troupe of tax collectors brave enough or barmy enough to head into the Slags.

"Gentlemen, I was just on my way to see you... Yes, I've all the necessary paperwork here and I was just seein' a notary... Yes, yes he works in the Slags, friend of mine if you've got a problem with it... Well you see, because of my recent charitable work at the City Court and the Civic Festhall, I'm filin' an extension so I can gather the... No extensions?! But I've the paperwork right here... Well yes. I wrote it up because you don't have it readily available for the public. If you were a bit better organized, then you'd have a nice standard form for a cager... You don't need a standard form for somethin' you'll never authorize? Well that's just barmy. Do you know how taxes are supposed to work? And while I'm askin', why are yearly taxes collected twice a month? Don't tell me it's for maintain' infrastructure, I've never seen a dabu with a paycheck... Alright fine, I've got my voucher here for the work I did at the City Court and here's receipts for my contributions at the Festhall, and here is my payment, rounded up that copper piece for you."

Thaddeus hands over a pouch that already contains the sum of his taxes along with the proper forms filled out and supporting documentation.

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Hive Roll: D6, LM, What Do You Mean No Extensions?, Hive Roll | 1d100 ⇒ 48

Slags Roll: D6, LM, What Do You Mean No Extensions?, Slags Roll | 1d100 ⇒ 7

Taxes #1: D6, LM, What Do You Mean No Extensions?, Taxes, Persuasion | 1d20+12 ⇒ 24

Taxes #2: D6, LM, What Do You Mean No Extensions?, Taxes, Sleight of Hand | 1d20+10 ⇒ 23

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