Balance, planes, plans and perverts (D5 MA-LA)

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Re: Balance, planes, plans and perverts (D5 MA-LA)

Post by Thaddeus » Sat Aug 26, 2023 2:03 am

Thaddeus rolls his eyes a bit, "I wish. The man was so full of himself, I didn't want to bruise his ego by asking. Another time, when he doesn't have as much an upper hand on me, I'll have to dive into that story. I have a feelin' he won't be so shy about sharing, but I couldn't risk it today.

It's all barmy really. Startin' to feel like somethin' on the scale of the Blood War. Like we see some cony-catcher marking a deader, but it's really a proxy fightin' over a tome that could tear the planes apart."
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Re: Balance, planes, plans and perverts (D5 MA-LA)

Post by Feature » Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:36 am

The whole story makes the modron squint their single eye more and more.

"... on the scale of the Blood War? Agh... that sounds much too important..."

Somehow, it being important seems frustrating to the Modron, if that's possible, although the way they demonstrate this is with a widening grin.

"We wonder, though. If it's something like the blood war, why so much ruckus here in the cage? Ah... the book, probably?"

Their eye seems to lighten up for a moment. "I suppose if this book is so important, it must be fun at least, right?"
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Re: Balance, planes, plans and perverts (D5 MA-LA)

Post by Thaddeus » Sun Aug 27, 2023 1:12 am

"Well, not on the scale like there's a lot goin' on, but on the scale of what's at stake. If the wrong berk gets ahold of the tome, they might be able to do some real damage.

I s'pose the book could be fun. Somethin' with that much power, lot of things you could do with it. Can't say I'm not tempted myself... But there's a lot between me and the book way I see things right now."

Abruptly standing up, the satyr takes a bow, "Where are my manors. Although I don't mind being call Mister Goatlegs, my actual name is Thaddeus, Factotum of the Society of Sensation. And who might you be sir?"
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Re: Balance, planes, plans and perverts (D5 MA-LA)

Post by Feature » Mon Aug 28, 2023 9:45 pm

Thaddeus wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2023 1:12 am
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That leads the Modron to another beepy laugh, one they can't quite hold back. "Oh, right, we never exchanged names back then with the perv, yeah? We're called Feature, mr Thaddeus. A pleasure! We're usually found helping at the Gatehouse or near it!"

Which isn't exactly saying they are one of the Bleakers, but it comes pretty close.

They extend a wiry hand while some whirring happens in the background. "Oh, we wouldn't want to use the book, see. It just sounds like it should be fun to read! Or... well, maybe it's pretty, at least?"

A lower, but equally beepy chuckle.

"But it seems like getting a hold of it should be important to at least prevent horrible things from happening, yes? It seems like you have... ideas, at least, on how to go about with that?"
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Re: Balance, planes, plans and perverts (D5 MA-LA)

Post by Thaddeus » Tue Aug 29, 2023 12:15 am

Feature wrote:
Mon Aug 28, 2023 9:45 pm
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A Bleaker huh, wouldn't have called that one. "Well, my hopes had been for this Rilmani exile, Jemorille, to point us in the right direction. Maybe touch base with the blood they've got on it and see if we can't help make sure the planes stay as they are. But that was a bust.

He did say the tome would 'make itself known when it's in use', so I guess we sit and wait. Hopefully, the next time it's used won't be the last, if you catch my drift."

Thad shifts in his seat, leaning in closer to Feature. "And since we're sittin' and waitin', I'm more interested in hearin' 'bout you and where you're from."
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Re: Balance, planes, plans and perverts (D5 MA-LA)

Post by Feature » Wed Aug 30, 2023 11:15 pm

Thaddeus wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2023 12:15 am
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"Jemorille, huh?" There's a noise similar to a small cog slowly moving and settling into place coming from somewhere within the monodrone. "They... won't be much more help, then, you mean? Aw..."

The smile that accompanies the sound doesn't fit at all.

"Making itself known... that could mean many different things, though, couldn't it?" A clinky laugh. "Well, if Mr Thaddeus has any other ideas on how to look for signs instead of just waiting for a big one, we could tag along, maybe. Although... the whole thing kinda makes us wonder if this isn't all just much ado about nothing, in the end" A whirring laugh, this time. "Would be a cosmic joke, so to say, wouldn't it?"

"As for us... well, we've been in the cage for some five years now. Brought here by the visitor after an... incident in the home plane, see?"

Their voice is a bit flatter, although the smile is still there. It seems to even widen slightly, but somehow it seems like they're not too eager to discuss that.

"Wasn't very easy here at first... we were used to clockwork function and complete determinism... then to just find out that's all a lie?" A beepy laugh, again much too loud for the library. "Luckily enough the folks in the gatehouse are a very kind lot, and they helped us make non-sense of things, one? So now we try to help others where we can too!"
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Re: Balance, planes, plans and perverts (D5 MA-LA)

Post by Thaddeus » Thu Aug 31, 2023 1:43 am

Feature wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2023 11:15 pm
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"I will say, if it all turns into a big nothin', that's a joke I'm willin' to be the butt of."

Thad has some trouble reconciling the modron's expressions with what is being said. He wishes he'd done better with his task of learning to recognize subtle sensations and sensory queues of people's emotions. Maybe he would get a better read on his new acquaintance.

"That's very admirable of you Feature. I don't reckon there are many who've come to the Cage in such a way who have such an altruistic spirit left to 'em"
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Re: Balance, planes, plans and perverts (D5 MA-LA)

Post by Feature » Thu Aug 31, 2023 4:46 pm

Thaddeus wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2023 1:43 am
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The satyr's words bring out a chuckle that's almost like bolts falling on a metal surface. The wide smile that remains after it does seem to fit this time.

"Admirable? We don't know... it's... just what it is, we think! If all there is around is suffering, what can one do? Look for some greater order or purpose, fifty-fifty? Although with true order and exact things a lie, that's more willy-nilly, zero?"

Another laugh.

"So one either watches the suffering, joins the suffering, or tries to make the experience enjoyable, at least! The latter usually needs helping, so why zero?"

OOC:
If you want to fade this to talk at some point, we can try to arrange a thread to discuss or do things related to the book later maybe! Thanks for sharing the info btw :)
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Re: Balance, planes, plans and perverts (D5 MA-LA)

Post by Thaddeus » Fri Sep 01, 2023 2:34 am

Feature wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2023 4:46 pm
OOC:
If you want to fade this to talk at some point, we can try to arrange a thread to discuss or do things related to the book later maybe! Thanks for sharing the info btw :)
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We can do that, fade into deep philosophical talk about altruism and egoism, determinism and experientialism, and other thrilling topics.
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Re: Balance, planes, plans and perverts (D5 MA-LA)

Post by Feature » Sat Sep 02, 2023 2:24 am

Thaddeus wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2023 2:34 am
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We can do that, fade into deep philosophical talk about altruism and egoism, determinism and experientialism, and other thrilling topics.
(OOC: Okiedokie. Thanks for the thread!)
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