Name: Artifact #339-H, "Buckethead"
Gender: None
Race: Armor
Class: Clerk
Age: ????
Alignment: Lawful Good
Faction: The Fraternity of Order
Height: 6'7''
An animated suit of armor, disocovered shambling in the hive attempting to break down a foundation with just it's rusted iron fists. It had apparently been at it for a while, judging by the state of it's fists and the rust that had accumulated on it's plates.
The Artifact is a rusted suit of armor, filled to the brim with small paper or vellum notes containing apparent instructions, many of them in common, but Abyssal or Celesital or other languages have also been found. It is animated by some ancient sort of magic, and the Guvners' best attempts to place the date of it's creation have raised... Disconcerting results. It is old. So very old a number large enough to describe it is still being written by a magic quill into a ledger somewhere deep in the Clerk's ward.
The Guvners approriated Artifact #339-H from a questionable merchant in the Lower Ward, having observed it's strange golem-like nature. Any direction written and placed into the cavity of the armor is followed to the letter. Of course many of these directions are contradictory, due to the many eons the suit of armor has spent collecting them. So far it only appears to follow the latest direction placed into it.
The Guvners' investigations into the rules and laws governing the artifact's function are still ongoing, but for the time being it is working in the Clerk's ward as a minor notary for the Guvners, having proven apt at tasks requiring minor skill in bureaucracy and papercraft. You can find the Artifact working in the Hall of Information as an assistant to the Department of Arbitration. Many a Cager has been frustrated and stumped in their legal proceedings and struggles by the sad, rusted and silent edifice of the non-plussed suit of armor.
It's coworkers have named it, affectionately, as Buckethead. They say it's got a personality of a sort, a wry humour that comes out in it's stampage and sorting habits (that are never incorrect, but sometimes rather creatively implemented). Which would have to be impossible in a simple golem-like automaton, correct? Though some inquisitive minds in the Guvners and others do wonder, maybe it's not just following it's latest directions... What other orders might govern the old pile of scrap?
A minor celebrity in the Clerk's ward, many inquisitive young Guvners, Artificers and magical investigators tend to take time out of their day to pay the suit of armor a visit...